One of the biggest problems for a unicyclist is the hammerheads who all tell the same jokes and think they were original. Here are some of my favorites.
Joker: Someone stole half your bike!
Reply: Someone stole half your joke!
Joker: Where did you lose the other wheel?
Reply: Around the head of the last guy who asked me that question.
Joker: When are you going to buy the rest of the bike?
Reply: When are you going to take off your training wheel?
Joker: Where is the rest of the circus?
Reply: Searching for the rest of your joke.
Joker: Are you a clown?
Reply: Yes.
Unite: a nocturnal ride
Unity: a hot, usually caffeinated, beverage served in a cup designed to be carried while riding
Universe: poem about a one-wheeled transport and recreation device
University Student: student who rides a unicycle and writes poetry
Unidirectional: ability to steer a unicycle
Uniform: apparel worn when riding
Unilateral: a single sided unicycle
Unicorn: maize eaten while riding
Unique: (in British English) a line of unicyclists
Union: a single unicyclist
Unit: riding with one's arms extended 90 degrees to each side
Unitarian: a unicyclist with whom the government will not negotiate
Unix: riding in a cross pattern
Unison: (1) proof that prolonged exposure to unicycles does not cause sterility, or (2) a second generation (male) unicyclist
Universal Joint: skinny cigarettes passed around at the fringes of a unicycle gathering, often invoking a poetic frame of mind (and munchies)
Unisex: (1) how baby unicycles are made, or (2) a skill tested at Level 11
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